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xboxlgammertagzylg (January 6th, 2009 @ 6:17 pm)

Chuck norris made 98% of greenhouse gasses by doing a mega fart

crashWC (January 2nd, 2009 @ 1:05 am)

The best one ever lol

ShadowGamer80 (December 31st, 2008 @ 8:10 pm)

Chuck Norris knows how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop Chuck Norris is the Reason why waldo is hiding Chuck Norris memorized Pi... Every single Digit Chuck Norris orderd the Big Mac at Burger King and got one Chuck Norris Can kill two stones with one bird

ygb500000 (December 31st, 2008 @ 3:26 pm)

Chuck Norris does a push-up. He doesnt go up, th Earth goes down. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad hes never cried Chuck Norris took one thousand sleeping pills. He blinked.

marvelfan54 (December 31st, 2008 @ 3:15 am)

chuck norris can divide by zero

FlairRic775 (December 29th, 2008 @ 9:58 am)

lol hes attached to the top of the blender

Schiminator (December 29th, 2008 @ 3:18 am)

Chuck norris doesnt t-bag... He potato sacks

MattLuGrand (December 23rd, 2008 @ 12:42 pm)

chuck norris = 0

soad2836 (December 22nd, 2008 @ 11:52 am)

chuck norris dose not lol at lolcats

gamers102 (December 21st, 2008 @ 2:24 am)

Once chuck norris visited the virgin islands. Now its just the islands Every night the Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Every time you masturbate Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby in the face. If chuck Norris is late time better slow the fuck down.

sonicfreaks2 (December 20th, 2008 @ 7:14 pm)

That is fake chuck norris can serve a blendtc blender

ColeDavis94 (December 19th, 2008 @ 12:55 am)

chuck norris sleeps with the light on not bcuz hes afraid of the dark but bcuz the dark is afraid of him chuck norris doesnt sleep with a gun under his pillow...he sleeps with a pillow under his gun